You know what’s kind of beautiful?
qwexly:
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by
(Source: timorleste, via princessalexzandria)
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girl:
i'm having vagina surgery
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boyfriend:
i know
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girl:
i love you
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boyfriend:
i love you too
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after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
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girl:
where is my boyfriend
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dad:
who do you think gave you the vagina
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girl:
what
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